Grow shawty, it's your birthday
Being my dad is really the only gift you need
Thanks for helping me
You, my friend, are a fucking delight
Your audacious badassery..
This shit sucks
Fucking finally
You are so much more than your anxiety..
Fuck those fucking fuckers
Bros before hoes
Fuck it
At least you'll never have to worry about dying young
Happy Birthday to my favorite ho
Rude that you're younger than me, but whatever
I'd shank a bitch for you
I love you, bitch